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Legolas is a Disney princess [20 Aug 2008|02:24am] deleterius [bonchilla] [ mood | energetic ] Story Or Series Title: Meleth Nin…A+ plus for original title! Fandom: Lord of the Legolas’ pants Culprit Author's Name: eternallyhisqueeninMirkwoodMyAss Full Name (plus titles if any): Hollie Richion: Self-Insert Ercassiel Ivyvine: Mary-Sue a believable elleth of Middle Earth Full Species(es): sidhia stupida Hair Color (include adjectives): blonde Eye Color (include adjectives): nothing mentioned, thankfully Unusual Markings/Colorations: I’m waiting for the author to go: ‘an apple birthmake on her bottom which Legolas found incredibly ‘cute’…behold! ‘Tis a sign she was of royal blood’ Special Possessions (if any): Legolas’ love, whatever that is Annoying Origin: fantasy spawned due to Peter Jackson’s choice of hiring good looking gents Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is a maid that Legolas met when she was cleaning his room – sure. ‘cleaning’. Like stealing his valuable possessions perhaps, and toe nail clippings. Yay for originality! Annoying Special Abilities: She can hide behind pillars, and can transfer her energy to her horse. Other Annoying Traits: She is a maid who Legolas has been courting for a year who causes all kinds of craziness, such as Thranduil's OOCness, and everyone abusing grammar; I think she has something personal against punctuation. Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: This is the third and fourth entries sporked. Follow the links to read the First and Second chapters. ( Ercassiel the Maid and Prince[ss] Legolas escape King Thranduil's hellish wrath ) 1 < 333| Don't you < 333 me?

FINE GEEZ I WON'T KILL OFF ALEX [19 Aug 2008|09:08am] skoosiepants I hope you know you're ruining my entire plot! heh. In other news, I'm finally getting my ass in gear for the 3rd Saddle Club AU I've had semi-started for months. It's William and Sisky and William's inappropriate crush on Instructor Bob, and it's Instructor Bob's Annual Summer Campout! Wooo! Every year, Instructor Bob leads a troop of hale and hearty Monroeville Farms riding students into the woods for a three day camping excursion. William eyes the sign-up sheet with no small amount of trepidation, but really it’s an excellent opportunity to show Bob how incredibly resourceful he is. Or, failing that – because William and the out-of-doors are not particular friends, he knows this – it’s an excellent opportunity to simply flirt. A small person skirts up and William looks down to see not a small person at all, but Greta. Who is small, but small because of age and not stature – like Patrick or Frank – and therefore not quite considered a person. It’s perfectly sound reasoning. “Are you up for camping out with Instructor Bob?” William asks her. Greta stuffs the ends of her ponytail into her mouth and blinks up at him. Greta has the unfortunate habit of becoming mum around William, even though he knows she can chatter on even more than little Brendon Urie. Gabe swears it’s because he towers so high above her, although William suspects this is not the case at all, considering Greta is perfectly fine around Gabe and Gabe is eleven feet tall. William stares at Greta and Greta stares back. Her plump cheeks redden and her mouth pulls into a smile around the shank of hair she’s chewing on. She’s honestly adorable. If William ever planned on having progeny, he’d want them all to look exactly like her. 17 < 333s| Don't you < 333 me?

5 am rambling and grouchiness [19 Aug 2008|05:30am] atalantapendrag [ mood | cranky ] [ music | Coast to Coast AM ] I was going to make an erranding-run this morning, but a) it's raining, and b) the imps I'll be sending to rehd_fawx haven't come yet anyway. So I'd need to go out again anyway. I do still need to go to the post office (got a mooch to send out), Walgreens, and the grocery store, but maybe the imps'll come in today's mail and I can do it all in one trip...? Yesterday was a good mail day, though. Got my loot from syrenemyst's SGA decant circle, which was extra awesome since I won the draw for the chapbook! It's frikken gorgeous. And it was interesting sniffing Snow, Glass, Apples (which smells like apples and cold) and Schwarzer Mond (incense-y and so very warm) in one sitting. And my pretty little blue Kirra dress from HolyCLothing came (although the purple Keely dress still hasn't arrived!), and the scary-huge bra I ordered through Amazon, and the ARC of the newest Valdemar book I scored through BookMooch. So I should be pleased. Also my mood should be lifted by the utter adorableness of River/A at hogwarts_hocus. They're being ridiculously smitten teenagers and it's cute as hell. All cotton-candy-fluffiness and it's like a warm fuzzy blanket of sweetness. Seeing how ugly and angsty some of A's stuff has been, and how twisty and mindfucky a lot of the RP relationships have been, it's a joy to have a chance to be flat-out schmoopy for a bit. But right now I'm just sort of crochety, and in need of more sleep so I can be properly pleased by these good things. Don't you < 333 me?

Icons [19 Aug 2008|12:16am] hpclevericons [sweet_lemmon] [ mood | sleepy ] 70 icons: Stop-Loss Joseph Gordon-Levitt ('Stop-Loss' and Misc.) Doctor Who: Journey's End and The Last of the Time Lords Harry Potter: HBP, OotP HERE @ wordsandcolors NOTES: *No HOTLINK *Please, I'd really appreciate if you comment @ the original post:) *Credit to sweet_lemmon . *Do you write,draw,and/or make graphics/icons? Feel Free to Join wordsandcolors (read the profile for more details) Don't you < 333 me?

Someone Spork This. Please. [19 Aug 2008|01:51am] deleterius [axilet] [ mood | shocked ] http://www.etc.slashcity.net/maeglin/viewstory.php?sid=134 NWS. The most unlikely couple you'll ever imagine get it on. I mean, WHYYY??? Warnings: Crossover fic involving Tom Riddle and...DUN DUN DUN...Indiana Jones! And the sad thing is that it starts out with a reasonably solid premise and might even have been a decent fic if it had not involved, well... I got the link to this story from an article on horrible fanfic pairings here. Do read. There is snark. ETA: For some reason I can't get the link to the story to work, so you'll have to copy and paste. Maybe the words are too scared to get near the story. 6 < 333s| Don't you < 333 me?

Keeping up the momentum :) [18 Aug 2008|11:04pm] lyric_meme [lanataxia] [ mood | lazy ] Yet another one! :) She's gone to the other side/Giving us a yo heave yo Cornflake Girl - Tori Amos guessed by lucieandco We live in a beautiful world Don't Panic - Coldplay guessed by lucieandco Vows are spoken to be broken Enjoy The Silence - Depeche Mode guessed by katzies I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems  Bring Me To Life - Evanescence guessed by doublefourtime I taste your tears like you're next to me Gentle impulsion shakes makes me lighter Teardrop - Massive Attack guessed by hammersickle Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky Got hips like Cinderella Tame - Pixies guessed by hammersickle Always the summers are slipping away Come back to doubt yourself but broke in two The boogeymen are coming I feel I should go and play with the thunder  In The Shadows - The Rasmus guessed by katzies How much are you worth/You can't come down to earth Oh how I wish to dream again Nemo - Nightwish guessed by causticdreams You feel the sweet breath of time/It's whispering it's truth not mine I don't think you trust in my self righteous suicide Chop Suey! - SOAD guessed by purple_snitch He started crying/It sounded like an earthquake Hardest Button to Button - The White Stripes guessed by purple_snitch We flip towards the sun/Wheels skidding on the run You could have it all/My empire of dirt Hurt - Nine Inch Nails guessed by hammersickle The choice is yours/Don't be late Come As You Are - Nirvana guessed by hammersickle 15 < 333s| Don't you < 333 me?

OMG COLLEGE [18 Aug 2008|01:11am] dani53566 So I move in on the 24th... I'm excited. A bit terrified but ecstatic. I unfortunately did not win the football lottery for tickets but all is well, I'm sure I'll still attend a game or two by buying tickets off kids who can't go. Classes are exciting. I don't actually own anything that I need other than like clothes. Oops? I'm not too worried. Ronja, hope you're having fun in Europe! We should get together sometime after you get back and before classes start up since we never did manage to. Also, is everyone else entirely bummed about HP being moved back? *fume* 1 < 333| Don't you < 333 me?

Alas poor canon, we knew ye well. [17 Aug 2008|11:20pm] deleterius [sarah_k_o_m] Sadly this one didn't. Story Or Series Title: http://www.quizilla.com/stories/379643/g....-2-a-lotr-story Fandom: The Sue Of The Rings Culprit Author's Name: ladygaladrianna Full Name (plus titles if any): Lady Galadrianna. Full Species(es): Self Insert Sue. Hair Colour (include adjectives): Waist length auburn hair. Eye Colour (include adjectives): Not mentioned. Unusual Markings/Colourations: None. Yet. Special Possessions (if any): None yet, but with a Sue like this? You just know she's hiding something sparkly. Annoying Origin:Quizilla, the Pit of Shrews. Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is Elrond's daughter and Arwen's sister. Gag me with a spoon. Annoying Special Abilities: Speshul healing powers. Other Annoying Traits: Takes over fricking well everything Arwen does; movie Arwen, that is. Thinks the movies were the actual original material. Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: ( Can we blame Peter Jackson? ) 10 < 333s| Don't you < 333 me?

bleh [17 Aug 2008|10:00am] skoosiepants I'm on an original fic kick. I'm currently reading a chaptered fic on fictionpress, and I normally stay away from that site, but I found it on delicious, and it has over 1200 reviews, so I thought I'd give it a shot. So far it's kind of terrible, but I'm persevering! Like, maybe it's really bad. I don't get it. But there is far, far worse out there, so! Onward! Okay, so don't hurt me or anything, but I think I'm gonna have to kill off Alex Suarez in my Brendon/Spencer harlequin. I have to invoke the wrath of the Cobra in order to get Ryan out of his undercover position with Wentz! It's a necessary sacrifice! I mean, I could kill off Nate, but Nate is wee and squishy! This is seriously not going to make any sense at all, I hope no one minds. 31 < 333s| Don't you < 333 me?

Good morning, west coasters [17 Aug 2008|04:50am] lyric_meme [downerdebbie] [ mood | tired ] I had to get up extra early today, so I figured I'd kill a little time. Have fun: 1. the only thing I know for sure is what I won't do Queens of the Stone Age - Make it wit chu (doublefourtime) 2. the cold comfort of the in between/ a little less than a human being 3. When we kiss it feels like a flying saucer landing Magnetic Fields - strange powers (lucieandco) 4. Here standing next to me, he's only my enemy/ I'll crush him with everything I own Neutral Milk Hotel - Oh Comely (skyway) 5. And her voice is a backwards record 6. I'm stuck in a city but I belong in a field 7. Though i picked the thorny path myself/ I'm afraid of where it leads Of Montreal - Heimdalsgate like a Promethean Curse (lucieandco) 8. I'm coming down fast but I'm miles above you The Beatles - Helter Skelter (lucieandco) 9. He'll think about paint and he'll think about glue David Bowie - Andy Warhol (lucieandco) 10. They'll tar you and drag you through town 6 < 333s| Don't you < 333 me?

*pinches cheeks* [16 Aug 2008|11:12pm] dramaphile A conversation at work yesterday with an almost two year-old whose parents are big sports fans: Little guy: I watch 'Lympics, Miss Karyn! Me: Oh really? What did you watch? Little guy: Micheal! Me: Michael who? Little Guy: Michael Phewps! Debbie Phelps is the most adorable mom ever. I just wanna put her in my pocket, she's so damn cute! Also? Ian Thorpe is as hot as ever. 6 < 333s| Don't you < 333 me?

To anyone who's interested to hear, Isilaria's saga has finally come to a close... [17 Aug 2008|02:33am] deleterius [bonchilla] [ mood | content ] [ music | Mazurka in A Minor, Op. 17, No. 4 - Władysław Szpilman ] ...or until the wonderful "author" decides to upload a new chapter. In which case prepare for an all new form of Hell :D *does the crab-fish tap dance* Story Or Series Title: More than Meets the Eye - take this literally, ladies and gents Fandom: Lord of the Dildo-heads Culprit Author's Name: Legos-r-hot seriously D: I made out with one, and it was so omg!!yum! Full Name (plus titles if any): Isilaria who is _not_ a Mary-Sue Full Species(es): Sidhia badasstica-bitchia-pseudofeminista centraquestis-angstia tolkienii according to the Sue in the Field Hair Color (include adjectives): “dark brown hair” that was made from yak shit :D Eye Color (include adjectives): “normal deep purple” usually ever changing – when they're golden, it means she's depressed :D your colour choice make so much sense! especially since i'm an art major :D TNX!! Unusual Markings/Colorations: “cream skin” which I KNOW is made from Fatty-Ding-Dong's ass fat. Special Possessions (if any): A crown that belong’s to Legolas’s mother - which he pulled out from his ass. It even has the family crest which was Sharpied on. Annoying Origin: One girl's hang-over and crazy hormones Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: is Haldir's lover childhood sweetheart, is engaged to be married to Legolas because Thranduil chose this Madam, and because he has debts to pay to Isilaria's whore house love shack. Annoying Special Abilities: she is Galadriel has visions of the future, can easily dupe people about her actual emotions, has more mood swings than all the women in the world pmsing at the exact time, and her eyes can change into retarded colours depending on her mood. Other Annoying Traits: Her constant wangst, she can 'hide' her emotions, Legolas is a clueless bint, Thranduil is Mrs. Bennet, and Haldir doesn't know whether he is Halidir, or simply himself. Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Today I shall be sporking the Fourth and Fifth chapters. If interested and curious, i.e. incredibly brave, click here for the First and Second chapters sporked, and here for the Third. ( Act IV, Sc. I: Isilaria chases after Haldir, eager to explain. He turns away, however, and acts callously towards her as he is not interested in an explanation. ) ( Act V, Sc. I: As Isilaria cries her eyes out for her beloved Haldir, Legolas walks in to inform her that the company from Lothlorien are leaving. Isilaria dons her  ) ( Act V, Sc. II: Legolas and Isilaria arrive to bid Haldir farewell. Haldir acts coldly towards Isilaria at first until she shows him the prophecy of his death. Realization dawns, and Haldir understands Isilaria loves him. Thus, he forgives her and kisses her on her forehead. ) 7 < 333s| Don't you < 333 me?

Fathers and Sons - Chapter 7: Undertow [16 Aug 2008|11:24am] remus_lupin [dramaturgy] Fic: Fathers and Sons Chapter: 07, Undertow Authors: dramaturgy and thinkatory Rating: Heavy PG-13, R (for violence) Word count: 8,196 Era: The First War Against Voldemort (1970-1981) Characters: Remus Lupin, MWPP, Fenrir Greyback, many, many others Chapter Summary: "Soon," Fenrir said to Briony, "you'll leave here and go to Owen Curenton's Den. You'll find it... comfortable." He sneered. Author's Note: Short chapter again. If you read, please review and thank you for sticking with us! (Chapter 7: Undertow) Don't you < 333 me?

Aragorn + Legolas + Dog = Creepiest Three-Way EVER. [16 Aug 2008|08:44am] deleterius [taterbird] [ mood | nauseated ] [ music | Dies Irae, Verdi ] Story Or Series Title: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4461803/1/Double_Trouble Fandom: Lord of the Wait, What? Culprit Author's Name: Nienna100 Full Name (plus titles if any): Aragorn, of the squillion names, Legolas of the often mistaken last name. Full Species(es): Aragorn: Homo Nonsapiens Legolas: Sidhia Idiota Hair Color (include adjectives): Eye Color (include adjectives): Aragorn: “grey silvery” Legolas: wait for it… wait for it…give up? Do you? “Cerulean”. *facepalm* Unusual Markings/Colorations: Special Possessions (if any): Each other’s offspring, Legolas has a “hot cave” inside his mouth. Aragorn has golden skin. And a dog fetish. Annoying Origin: ... I'll have to get back to you on that. Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Oh, Mr. Tolkien, I am so, so sorry… Annoying Special Abilities: What, the ability to get each other simultaneously pregnant isn’t irritating enough? I think it’s plenty annoying. Other Annoying Traits: They exist. Their existence. The fact of their existence. This is not mine. I don’t thank fanfiction for even knowing what they mean by slash and mpreg. Nor am I thanking them for Aragorn’s bizarre attraction to a dog. Yes, a dog. A furry, slobbery DOG. ( Alright, Calen, it's as dead as I can make it... ) 25 < 333s| Don't you < 333 me?

music vid with piglets rockin' it out [16 Aug 2008|09:42am] b0red [johnnyblank] August's music video with 3 day old piglets....awe, so cute JB Don't you < 333 me?

24 Hour Challenge [16 Aug 2008|12:01am] lyric_meme [ophelias_lament] [ mood | awake ] [ music | #13 ] 01: How were my eyes so blinded?/Each feather it fell from skin --- [The Decemberists] The Crane Wife 3 (Guessed by doublefourtime) 02: You like people strong and free/That's not like me --- [Martha Wainwright] Niger River 03: I want a white bread life/Just something ignorant and plain --- [Counting Crows] When I Dream of Michelangelo 04: This is where the world drops off --- [Matthew Good] Weapon (Guessed by doublefourtime) 05: My love, each and me/Keep your teeth, wrong --- [Damien Rice] Woman Like A Man (Guessed by doublefourtime) 06: Haven't had a dream in a long time --- [The Smiths] Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want (Guessed by ferrumaeternum) 07: Disenchanted stony eyes/Bored to tears but dry inside --- [Vetiver] Farther On 08: And the thing that freaks me out/Is I'll always be in doubt --- [The Cranberries] Animal Instinct 09: I've a rich understanding of my finest defenses --- [R.E.M.] World Leader Pretend (Guessed by skyway) 10: We need to feel breathless with love/And not collapse under its weight --- [Snow Patrol] Its Beginning To Get To Me 11: To be a zombie all the time requires such dedication --- [Brian Eno] Dead Finks Don't Talk 12: Candy weighing both of my pockets down/'Til I can hardly stay afloat, from the weight of them --- [Joanna Newsom] Only Skin (Guessed by skyway) 13: If we all went back to another time/I will love you over --- [Belle and Sebastian] Like Dylan In the Movies (Guessed by skyway) 14: Maybe you're the same as me/We see things they'll never see --- [Oasis] Live Forever (Guessed by katzies) 15: Call my name - you know my name/And in that sound everything will change --- [Vienna Teng] Nothing Without You (Guessed by malanai) 16: I'll be waiting in line just to see if you care --- [Coldplay] Shiver (Guessed by renireligion) 17: He took his share of everywhere/But he never took a wife --- [The La's] Son of a Gun 18: And I can't help but feel attached/To the feelings I can't even match --- [The Smashing Pumpkins] Beautiful 19: Threw my mobile phone into the sea/I cannot be called or reached --- [Bloc Party] Vision of Heaven 20: You're stretching out your arms to something thats just not there --- [Tonic] If You Could Only See (Guessed by renireligion) Trying something new: Meme closes at midnight Saturday. (!!!) Uploads of each song will be linked as they are guessed. Good luck! Not a guessable theme, by any means. Perhaps a product of a particular set of emotions about a particular boy at a particular time. Three cheers for catharsis! Edit: Thanks to everyone for participating! The downloads will be available for about a week and will not be re-uploaded once they've expired. So grab them while you can and enjoy! 15 < 333s| Don't you < 333 me?

Bored? [15 Aug 2008|06:30pm] b0red [mikeyisfh] Get some video games and stop being bored. http://mikeyisfh.livejournal.com/ Don't you < 333 me?

target is the devil [15 Aug 2008|03:10pm] skoosiepants I just bought solar lanterns for my yard, what? DAMN YOU TARGET CLEARANCE. I also got three shirts, sweatpants, a towel hanger and dog bones. And then I went to wawa and broke the icee machine (shhhhhhh, I snuck out) and picked up an extra pair of blue blockers at Walgreens (J and I buy them whenever we see them, the cool 70s version ones, because we are so super fly). Does anyone ever have random daydreams when they're walking around? I had one the other day where I ran into Gabe outside the Troc (I work around there) and we had an awesome conversation and I was SO COOL and not at all spazzy! I introduced myself and everything! We did some sort of SECRET AWESOME HANDSHAKE. I have no idea why I was thinking about this. Further proof that my mind is a scary, scary place. OKAY: who else is watching Greatest American Dog? Oh my god, Lori or however your name is spelled, way to toss Beth Joy in there when your lame ass painting was busy being LAME. You totally deserved to get booted, and I don't even LIKE Beth Joy. That is all. 17 < 333s| Don't you < 333 me?

[14 Aug 2008|07:24pm] deleterius [ciumsfri] [ mood | listless ]   Story Or Series Title: The Company Fandom: Lord of the Harry Potter Special Possessions (if any): Aragorn: his ancestor as a weapon Annoying Origin: The deepest, darkest, innermost circle of Hades Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Pretending to be them Annoying Special Abilities: Harry: can fight Nazgûl with the Patronus charm Other Annoying Traits: Everything about them Culprit Author's Name: combine2007 Full Name (plus titles if any): Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger Full Species(es): Human, or so they say. Hair Colour (include adjectives): As in canon, I presume Eye Colour (include adjectives): See above Unusual Markings/Colorations: Harry: his scar Sporking today are, as usual, Xanth Filatine, Kestrel Hath and Medea Lindonshield     ( Why is it that the suethor can put accents over Luthien but not Feanor? ) I own nothing. Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger belong to J.K Rowling, the Hobbits and Aragorn belong to the Tolkien Estate and Xanth, Kestrel and Medea belong respectively to Paul Stewart, William Nickleson and Stuart Hill.  3 < 333s| Don't you < 333 me?

THE RETURN OF GILRAEN THE HALF-ELF. [15 Aug 2008|03:32pm] deleterius [topazlily] [ mood | apathetic ] Story Or Series Title: Time Stands Still Oh dear. Fandom: LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS!!!!!11111!!!! Culprit Author's Name: Gilraen Aclamense Full Name (plus titles if any): Lady Gilraen Peredhil. R’en. Full Species(es): Peredhel. Hair Color (include adjectives): Blonde. Eye Color (include adjectives): “Dark silver”. Unusual Markings/Colorations: Pointed ears. Special Possessions (if any): Lots of lovely, lovely clothes from the House of Arwen. Annoying Origin: Suethor’s Orli fantasy. Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Elrond’s younger daughter #7398; Leggy’s twu wuv. Possible Tenth Walker. Annoying Special Abilities: Can communicate with trees and animals. Is very good at hand-to-hand fighting. Other Annoying Traits: Has angst carried over from previous story. Very keen on gold. Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: ( The title says it all... ) 15 < 333s| Don't you < 333 me?

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